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straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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sexually frustrated.
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Added some grey quartz druzy teardrop plugs to my collection. They are absolutely beautiful and so sparkly! This picture doesn’t do them any justice. These were made by AEOrganics on etsy if any of you were wondering (:


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

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"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

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my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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Anonymous: How long did it take to dread your hair??

They were synthetic, so 2 hours lol


Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

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