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sexually frustrated.
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Added some grey quartz druzy teardrop plugs to my collection. They are absolutely beautiful and so sparkly! This picture doesn’t do them any justice. These were made by AEOrganics on etsy if any of you were wondering (:


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(Source: sibiet, via dark0tic)


I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(via dark0tic)

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"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

(via unacceptablepenguins)


my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via unacceptablepenguins)

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Anonymous: How long did it take to dread your hair??

They were synthetic, so 2 hours lol


Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

(Source: sarahtheheartslayer, via bloo-818)



what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

(via notsosweetinnocence)



dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

(via sighiamtired)

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