people:
Are your gauges REAL?
boy in my class:
So Mr.Mclatcher how was your weekend?
Mr.Mclatcher:
Well the first orgy I went to wasn't too great...
intercom at school:
Now we say the pledge
my photo class:
*stands up and puts hand over their hearts*
intercom at school:
a kid in my class:
*with an accent* Alright I'll take the lead, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of 'Murica and to the republic for which we stand, one state under whatever you believe in.. I don't know the rest, sit your butts down.